Jokes, Humor, & Laughs from our Youth

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I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when:

  • Decisions were made by going “eeny-meeny-miney-mo.”

  • Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, “do over!”

  • “Race issue” meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

  • Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in “Monopoly.”

  • Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.

  • It wasn’t odd to have two or three “best” friends.

  • Being old referred to anyone over 20.

  • The net on a tennis court was the perfect height to play volleyball and rules didn’t matter.

  • The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.

  • It was magic when dad would “remove” his thumb.

  • It was unbelievable that dodgeball wasn’t an Olympic event.

  • Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot.

  • Nobody was prettier than Mom.

  • Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.

  • It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the “big people” rides at he amusement park.

  • Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.

  • Abilities were discovered because of a “double-dog-dare.”

  • Saturday morning cartoons weren’t 30-minute ads for action figures.

  • No shopping trip was complete unless a new toy was brought home.

  • “Oly-oly-oxen-free” made perfect sense.

  • Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.

  • The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.

  • War was a card game.

  • Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.

  • Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.

  • Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin.

  • Ice cream was considered a basic food group.
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